10 Mysterious and Sexy Morrissey GIFs to Get You Through the Day

Morrissey celebrated his 55th birthday this week, his hair growing ever closer to Heaven, an inch for ever year, similar to the rings on a tree. To celebrate, we’ve put together this compendium of Morrissey GIFs to last you throughout the day. Please enjoy it privately and moderately.

12:01 am – You’re awake. But is anybody else? Ever?

3:37 am – Nothing is new under the sun. Seems like the same is true for the moon.

6:12 am – Shouldn’t have left the hair iron to heat on that pile of dirty laundry. Smells like a hairdresser on fire. Haha. Hm.

9:03 am – I’m still upset over that joke.

12:23 pm – Dat quiff tho.

3:07 pm – That hairdresser joke is going to haunt me all day.

6:44 pm – Forget it. Forget the joke. Who’s for tempeh and toast?

9:12 pm – Haha. Hairdresser on fire.

Midnight – Well. Tomorrow is another day.

12:00:01 Unfortunately.