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What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:

The New Yorker, a magazine whose readership tends to be affluent, asks, “Have Americans become less poor?”

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Speaking of The New Yorker, are you the type of person who hits the snooze button? Well, then you’re doing life wrong.

It turns out that opposites don’t actually attract, at least not long term.

Good news, everyone! There are more drugs in our water that we previously thought.

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Terrible people with a drug dependency are injuring pets and taking their pain killers to get their jollies off.

Among the most affected by climate change? Bats.

Hackers are going after professional poker players.

Sometimes logic and reason triumphs. The Colorado school who accused a 6-year-old boy who kissed a classmate on the cheek with sexual harassment has retracted their claim. Hurray for public outrage!

This is one of my biggest fears realized: man has penis bitten by a snake while using a public restroom.

This is why adult women squeal like teenage girls sometimes.

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.

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