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What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:

Do you live in Chicago? Did you recently give up smoking and switched to e-cigarettes? Well now, thanks to a new city ordinance, you can't use your device inside public places.

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Here's a rarity: two cops spot man too drunk to walk home, give him a lift, and leave him a hilarious note signed "Cagney and Lacey."

That baby sitting next to you crying? Yeah, he's probably faking it.

Idiot criminal takes selfie using surveillance camera of the home he robbed.

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Bread and roses…and snacks for the munchies! You can buy pot in Colorado using an EBT card.

Facebook is getting into the news game. Should media organizations be scared?

The New York Times: All the factually incorrect news that's fit to print.

"I care about all the animals," says man who won auction to kill endangered black rhino.

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Here's a question I never knew I wanted answered: what does 4K TV mean for the future of porn?

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.