Exclusive: Marco Rubio NOT the only Republican candidate with fancy boots
LatestMarco Rubio has a pair of fancy boots. They are black and shiny, and have what I would call a mid-heel. Good for the days when you’re on the move but still want a little height. A fine boot.
Everyone is talking about these boots, including The New York Times,Vanity Fair, and other Republican presidential candidates.
Here is a pretty representative tweet from Ted Cruz’s rapid response director, Brian Phillips, on Rubio’s fancy boots.
Now here is the thing: This tweet suggests that Cruz has not, himself, also worn fancy boots.
I am here to tell you that’s a lie.
In fact, the current Republican presidential field is basically a fancy boot-off.
Spotlight!
Exhibit A: Ted Cruz’s boots
From another angle:
Shiny? ✔️
Mid-heeled? ✔️
Pointy toed? ✔️
Ornately decorated? ✔️
Verdict: Fancy boots.
Exhibit B: Jeb Bush’s boots
Shiny? ✔️
Mid-heeled? ✔️
Ornately decorated? ✔️
Pointy toed? ❌
Verdict: Fancy boots.
Exhibit C: Rick Santorum’s boots
Shiny? ✔️
Mid-heeled? ✔️
Pointy toed? ✔️
Ornately decorated? ✔️
Verdict: Fancy boots.
Exhibit D: Mike Huckabee’s boots
Shiny? ✔️
Mid-heeled? ❌
Pointy toed? ✔️
Ornately decorated? ✔️
Verdict: Fancy boots.
Now maybe some of you will say, “No, those are just cowboy boots! Cowboy boots are different than fancy boots!”
Wrong. Cowboy boots are shiny, have mid-height heels, are ornately decorated, and are fancy. They are fancy boots.
Spotlight.