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What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:

Cows are more than just a delicious source of protein. In Germany, they're flatulent arsonists.

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Speaking of methane expulsion, an opera singer is suing after post-birth surgery left her with chronic flatulence.

Afraid of facial recognition technology? Here's how you can outsmart it and preserve your privacy.

Folk legend Pete Seeger died today at the age of 92.

New Jersey man incarcerated for marijuana charges allowed to leave to California for 10 days each months to smoke marijuana.

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In at least one Colorado county, there will be a category for pot-related contest at the county fair.

The two states with the most schools that allow for the teaching of creationism: Tennessee and Louisiana.

GIF BREAK! Talk about burning bridges.

The Queen of England is down to her last £1 million. Womp womp.

Here's a trivia question: what bit of movie memorabilia is currently fetching more money at auction: the saw from the original Saw film or Jeff Goldblum's feet from The Fly?

It looks like Super Bowl tickets may now be affordable as prices keep dropping.

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.