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What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here’s a link dump to go with that cup o’ joe:

You might want to rewrite your Ok Cupid profile after reading this infographic-laden article.

Barbie dolls are anatomically impossible and as a result warp body image perceptions for young little girls. For the first time ever, the doll’s designer speaks up and defends Barbie’s measurements.

It’s been years since we’ve had a good chupacabra sighting.

Here’s a brief overview of some Olympic facts you might not have known:

Judge orders New York couple not to have any more children. This man’s an American hero.

Rabbits are archeologists apparently. These furry creatures have uncovered a treasure trove of artifacts at a popular English landmark that date back 5,000 years.

Gold: it’s more than just a precious metal. It apparently can help doctors fight cancer.

GIF BREAK, OLYMPIC EDITION!

Reddit is more than GIFs and image macros. Like most things in the web, the popular social news site also has a seedy underbelly.

Deadmau5 is such a fan of the NyanCat meme, he put it on a Ferrari.

What are you having for lunch today? Me, oh you know, “>a peanut butter and jelly…fish sandwich?

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He’s also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.