Hillary Clinton Loses Again 

Hillary Clinton announced the launch of her long-rumored political action committee, Onward Together, on Monday—with one special surprise.

Seems fine at first. But when you click on the link to visit onwardtogether.org, as I’m sure you did, you are greeted by the following message:

How nice. But where is the surprise I told you about earlier?

So uh, that “proverb”? As our colleagues at Jezebel pointed out last year, that “proverb” is…not one.

Surprise!