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Hillary Clinton announced the launch of her long-rumored political action committee, Onward Together, on Monday—with one special surprise.

Seems fine at first. But when you click on the link to visit, as I’m sure you did, you are greeted by the following message:

Screenshot via Onward Together

How nice. But where is the surprise I told you about earlier?

Screenshot via Onward Together

So uh, that “proverb”? As our colleagues at Jezebel pointed out last year, that “proverb” is...not one.