Look at How Much Fun Paul Ryan Is Having With All of His Friends

Speaker Paul Ryan announced that he was retiring today to spend more time with his family, a white paper on entitlement reform signed by Ayn Rand. But before he gets to collect a pension that surely will not be cut in those necessary deficit reduction measures he cares so much about, Ryan had to spend tonight suffering through the first of many, many humiliations before his retirement in January: dinner with the President.

Let’s zoom in.

Doing a stupid thumbs up so the President who hates him can generate content for his Twitter account, flanked on the right by the two vultures looking to replace him. Can’t think of a more fitting end for such a nice guy.