Shirtless hunks, grilled meats: Tokyo's 'Macho Butcher' is our new favorite restaurant

Did you hear? Heaven is real. Heaven is on Earth. Heaven is in Japan. Heaven is in Tokyo. Heaven, specifically, is this restaurant, where attractive men will serve you as many grilled meats as your heart desires, while simultaneously not wearing shirts.

Judging from the video below, Macho Nikuya (“Macho Butcher”) is like a screening of Magic Mike with the dialogue dubbed in Japanese and your popcorn swapped for steak.

Unfortunately, the Macho Nikuya was only a pop-up, open November 2 through 9. But if there’s any justice in this world, these strapping young gents will soon be given a full-time eatery of their very own. And possibly a Nobel Peace Prize.

Molly Fitzpatrick is senior editor of Fusion’s Pop & Culture section. Her interests include movies about movies, TV shows about TV shows, and movies about TV shows, but not so much TV shows about movies.