What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:
In one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen in a while, a 20-year-old livestreamed his suicide attempt for the amusement of 4chan.
I agree with this man. Let’s ban kids.
Lindsay Lohan going after the makers of Grand Theft Auto V for allegedly stealing her likeness. Yeah, because this doesn’t sound like an attempt to get paid at all.
Guy who asked for Bitcoins during ESPN’s College Gameday got $22,000 worth of the cryptocurrency.
It turns out that being a Jonas Brother is more interesting than I thought it would be.
Paranoia, paranoia, everybody’s coming to get me! Americans no longer trust each other.
This is how your brain tells time.
Only in Florida: Moonshine gains popularity in the state. Because what’s the point of drinking something if it wasn’t made in a bathtub.
A gay man with HIV was sent to prison for having sex despite using a condom.
Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.