The Russians Are Coming!!! Says Hillary Clinton

Spending day after day on Twitter is a loathsome, exhausting task I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Today’s reason: this tweet from almost-president Hillary Clinton.

It’s worth pointing out that, although this tweet is backed up by the full authority of a former secretary of state’s endorsement and expertise, it’s still dumb as hell, cribbing title of the 1966 film The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming.

Each day we stray farther from the (internet) god’s light.