This 1990s college women's handbook contained 'condom comebacks' and they're amazing

In 1996, Cornell University issued a special handbook to incoming female first years and it included advice and information about sexual health. One of the pages was called Condom Comebacks, and it offers withering comebacks for excuses a man might give for not wanting to wear a condom:

Cal State-Stanislaus offers similar ‘Condom Comebacks’ on its website. These are all very good comebacks to use, for a person of any gender, if their potential partner does not want to have sexual intercourse using a condom.  Thanks, 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook.

[H/T crusherccme]

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