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I never plan to have kids because in the words of Harvey Danger, “been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.” But, on the off chance that I do decide to give this world the gift of my offspring, rest assured that my kids will be awesome. How do I know that? Because I’ll mimic the parenting skills of the man in the video below.

The video, uploaded last week, is aptly titled “When mother leave kids with their father” and is a perfect example of how children are nothing more than toys that break easily. Too bad they’ll grow up to be terrible people.

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Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.