Bryan Bedder

On Monday night, Twitter user @sad_tree told a tale of his old job at a pizza restaurant, and a customer who showed deep disrespect to the work of the poor pizza chefs therein.

It is a strange, strange tale.

It begins with hatred:

Hatred for a terrible crime:

One that must be avoided, if you're conscientious.

@sad_tree tried his best:

To no avail.

And then he learned the horrifying truth.

With the exception of some guy named Will, the world is horrified by this story.

And rightly so. Mr. Smith is a man with no regard for his family, the people who make their food, or the food itself.

Mr. Smith is a bad man.

A bad man.

Ethan Chiel is a reporter for Fusion, writing mostly about the internet and technology. You can (and should) email him at