1. Sounds hard.
2. Wasn't that into Burning Man.
3. No Netflix.
4. Have a chiropractor appointment that took forever to get.
5. Hard to take selfies with space gloves.
6. Can't play license plate game on the way.
7. Zero-g messes up seltzer, probably.
8. Not ready for President Elon Musk.
9. Bad Tinder options.
10. "Dry, dusty, and cold."
11. Gnawing feeling that Shingy will be there.
[earlier: Why I'm volunteering to die on Mars]