As Rihanna's pot-fueled hijinx aboard a great many yachts have taught us, there is nothing more fun than not taking yourself too damn seriously while on vacation.
But even more, her novelty swimwear choices have taught us that a constant focus on being "sexy" at the beach has kept us from actually having fun.
We took a page from the chic wayfarer's book and found ourselves 10 hilarious printed swimsuits. When you're rocking a one-piece emblazoned with pizza, kittens, or Ri's favorite, dollar bills, you're having a blast — and really, what's sexier than that?!
Pizza Bikini Top, $32.00. Available at Pyknic.
Pizza Bikini Bottom, $32. Available at Pynick.
Moschino Logo Chain Print Swimsuit, $150.17. Available at farfetch.
Cute Cat Print Suit, $9.90. Available at Choies.
Hamburger Swimsuit, $89.95. Available at RageOn!
Batman Cape Swimsuit, $105.00. Available at Black Milk Clothing.
Cat Mogwai One-Piece Swimsuit, $27.00. Available at Orchid Dreams.
Skeleton Print Swimsuit, $9.90. Available at Choies.
The Force Swimsuit, $27.99. Available at Orchid Dream.
Michael Jackson Printed Simple Classic Monokini, $15.40. Available at Pink Queen.
The Dollar Prink Monokini, $11.40. Available at Pink Queen.
Marjon Carlos is a style and culture writer for Fusion who boasts a strong turtleneck game and opinions on the subjects of fashion, gender, race, pop culture, and men's footwear.