Morrissey celebrated his 55th birthday this week, his hair growing ever closer to Heaven, an inch for ever year, similar to the rings on a tree. To celebrate, we've put together this compendium of Morrissey GIFs to last you throughout the day. Please enjoy it privately and moderately.
12:01 am - You're awake. But is anybody else? Ever?
3:37 am - Nothing is new under the sun. Seems like the same is true for the moon.
6:12 am - Shouldn't have left the hair iron to heat on that pile of dirty laundry. Smells like a hairdresser on fire. Haha. Hm.
9:03 am - I'm still upset over that joke.
12:23 pm - Dat quiff tho.
3:07 pm - That hairdresser joke is going to haunt me all day.
6:44 pm - Forget it. Forget the joke. Who's for tempeh and toast?
9:12 pm - Haha. Hairdresser on fire.
Midnight - Well. Tomorrow is another day.