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The best part of Thanksgiving dinner is covering every single side with a healthy puddle of delicious gravy. And since Thanksgiving is often about indulgence—too much dinner, too much dessert—you may wonder: Are there extravagant gravy boats?

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Why, yes. There are. We found 13 insanely expensive gravy boats:

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This gravy boat is vintage. It's from the 1800s and made of porcelain so it will definitely shatter when you (eventually)  drop it. It also does not even have a spout. This little baby? $425 on Etsy.

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Tiffany
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This lil' gravy boat comes a fancy place known for gemstones, but is much less exciting than a diamond bracelet. It is part of a holiday collection and can only be bought online or in the New  York store. Even if you have $225 is it worth itTiffany & Co. thinks so.

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Etsy
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For the super fun millionaire having a Great Gatsby-themed Thanksgiving party, this is an unbeatable gift. $680 for this kinda rusty looking thing on Etsy.

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Etsy
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I am not sure why the photo taker in this image is wearing a t-shirt because this gravy boat costs $6,500! The seller claims this is from Florence, Italy and made of pure silver. Perfect for pouring burnt gravy with! Via Etsy.

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Etsy
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No, this is not an elementary school pottery class project. This gravy boat is an antique and it is not a gravy boat it is a gravy tureen, don't you know anything? It costs a chill $1,150 on Etsy.

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Etsy
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Beautiful swan. Sweet swan. Ceramic swan. $1,500 swan. Via Etsy.

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Hermes
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DESIGNER GRAVY BOAT. ONLY $1,090!!!!!! At Hermes.

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Royal Copenhagen
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This is not an Easter egg. You are confused. This is a beautiful Thanksgiving gravy boat worth every single one of your $3,000, thank you. Via 1stDibs.com.

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Versace
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As Migos once rapped, "Versace, Versace, $595 gravy boat by Versace."

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Crystal Classics
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Modernism was a cool art movement. Celebrate with this really fun $600 angular gravy boat, as seen on Crystal Classics.

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Royal Coppehagen
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If you're really in the market for a gravy boat priced like a used car, might I suggest this $7,075 one from Royal Copenhagen?

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Ebay
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Is it a gravy boat really if it comes with a spoon? Shhhhhhh. Don't say those things. This swan boat is obviously worth every single penny of its $1,068 price tag! Seen on eBay.

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Ebay
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Single spout gravy boats are for plebians. Do you think Beyoncé pours her gravy out of a single spout gravy boat? Here's one for $525 from eBay.

Of course, since you probably only use a gravy boat during your family's one time together every year, I guess you could buy one for $20 at Crate and Barrel, or, FINE, Amazon has some for $10.

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Kelsey McKinney is a culture staff writer for Fusion.

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