6 things that need a redesign now that hearts are the new stars

Save
This image was removed due to legal reasons.

Have you heard the news? On Twitter, hearts are the new stars. The symbolism! What does that mean for stars in other places? Will everything need to change? Hmmm…

Advertisement
This image was removed due to legal reasons.

🎵Oooh say does that heart-spangled banner yet waaaave…🎵

This image was removed due to legal reasons.

Captain America is forthwith required to have a heart on for you.

This image was removed due to legal reasons.

All military personnel, be advised: Four-star generals will get an adorable new look.

This image was removed due to legal reasons.
Advertisement

A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is so yesterday. It's all about hearts now!

This image was removed due to legal reasons.
Advertisement

From this day forward, star-gazing is heart-gazing. (Still very romantic.)

This image was removed due to legal reasons.
Advertisement

And, of course, everyone's excited for the new Heart Wars movie. Remember when the rebels defeated the Death Heart? Good times.

Previously: Hearts vs. stars: The ancient symbolism behind Twitter’s big change

Photo illustrations by Elena Scotti.