6 things that need a redesign now that hearts are the new stars

Have you heard the news? On Twitter, hearts are the new stars. The symbolism! What does that mean for stars in other places? Will everything need to change? Hmmm…

🎵Oooh say does that heart-spangled banner yet waaaave…🎵

Captain America is forthwith required to have a heart on for you.

All military personnel, be advised: Four-star generals will get an adorable new look.

A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is so yesterday. It's all about hearts now!

From this day forward, star-gazing is heart-gazing. (Still very romantic.)

And, of course, everyone's excited for the new Heart Wars movie. Remember when the rebels defeated the Death Heart? Good times.

Previously: Hearts vs. stars: The ancient symbolism behind Twitter’s big change

Photo illustrations by Elena Scotti.