Have you heard the news? On Twitter, hearts are the new stars. The symbolism! What does that mean for stars in other places? Will everything need to change? Hmmm…
🎵Oooh say does that heart-spangled banner yet waaaave…🎵
Captain America is forthwith required to have a heart on for you.
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All military personnel, be advised: Four-star generals will get an adorable new look.
A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is so yesterday. It's all about hearts now!
From this day forward, star-gazing is heart-gazing. (Still very romantic.)
And, of course, everyone's excited for the new Heart Wars movie. Remember when the rebels defeated the Death Heart? Good times.
Previously: Hearts vs. stars: The ancient symbolism behind Twitter’s big change
Photo illustrations by Elena Scotti.