Yesterday, the Internet shed a single collective tear when Suicide Squad director David Ayers revealed that Jared Leto (who's been cast as the Joker) and his luxurious ombre locks have parted company. Scroll down to survey the damage, but first, brace yourself.
Surely no role is worth all the suffering this has caused.
But we must rebuild, grow, carry on. It's what Jared Leto's hair would want. Now that your favorite man-bunned Oscar winner has been shorn like Samson, we've located a new crop of handsome long-haired dudes for your crushing consideration.
The former tween heartthrob at the center of ABC Family's Twisted has graduated to playing the lead role in Spike TV's upcoming King Tut miniseries, the aptly titled Tut.
The 6'1" model has a strange name and an exquisite face, so I guess it all evens out in the end.
Khal Drogo has us reaaaaaaally looking forward to the new Aquaman movie.
Sadly, the Japanese model has since cut his hair, but his Instagram achieved peak cuteness with this photo.
The French model and dancer recently wrapped up a fragrance campaign for Diesel. I, too, would like to grab a fistful of his hair.
Molly Fitzpatrick is senior editor of Fusion's Pop & Culture section. Her interests include movies about movies, TV shows about TV shows, and movies about TV shows, but not so much TV shows about movies.