7 Things Kim Kardashian Does in Kanye West's New Video

Kanye West premiered his newest music video on Ellen yesterday. It’s called “Bound 2.”

Bound to what, we don’t know. Sadly, it wasn’t the sequel to the 1990’s cult classic film, Bound, starring Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly, which was awful and amazing at the same time…but that’s another story.

Back to Kimye–err…Kanye and Kim Kardashian.

Bound 2 takes the viewer on an odd adventure through a world made up of only Kanye West and his silent and topless muse, real-life fiancee, Kim Kardashian. We’re taken on a windy ride through the desert and into the clouds, as Kim straddles Kanye on the motorcycle-built-for-one, but carrying two.

Kardashian does in the video what many have argued she is famous for: nothing. But, doing nothing is hard work and Kim has made a career of it.

While hip hop artists tend to hire dancers or models to be part of the performance and do something, Kim plays a video vixen who just exists. Damn…that’s impressive.

Without further ado, here are 7 things Kim Kardashian proves she can do in this video:

Hold Kanye

Caress Kanye

Look at Kanye

Play with her hair

Lean back

Be topless

Simulate sex…on a motorcycle.

It’s clear this video is more about Kim Kardashian than Kanye West, given that he is always in a shadow, while she is illuminated in a warm glow.

What are your thoughts on Kanye’s latest video? Is it art or just plain weird?