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1. Because she doesn’t have to exploit her body or use molly to make herself important:

2. Because she was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize at 16 while most American teens are like this:

3. Because she prioritizes what’s on the inside instead of what’s on the outside:

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4. Because she’s not an asshole like this guy:

5. Because she met with Queen Elizabeth and she totally kept her cool, unlike this guy:

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6. Because the Taliban has a death warrant out on her and she’s still kickin it on the international stage of awesome like this kid:

7. Because Jon Stewart wants to adopt her:

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8. Because she’s smarter than these two: