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Donald Trump spoke for nearly 90 minutes during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address, but if you couldn’t sit through that, here are all the highlights from the speech.


My fellow Americans,

Blah blah blah USA USA bipartisanship

Investigating my crimes is wrong

Astronauts!

Racism

Love ICE

Racism

Wall

“security”

Racism

Women cool I guess

USA USA

But not if they get abortions

abortion evil

fundamentalist bullshit

Venezuela president bad

Venezuela coup good

SOCIALISM BAD AHHHHHH

Troops

Holocaust (checks notes) bad

America First

Bye