I have no desire to eat clams;I don’t have the patience to play chess.I can’t trust cars that drive themselves—I never get jet-lagged flying west.
I hate when I can't remember little things;I never learned how to roller skate.Do you think a walrus enjoys its life?Three hours is too long for a debate.
I hate anything that falls from the sky;I’d never want to live above the 20th floor.Do funeral homes ever have a bad year?Does anyone drink water from the faucet anymore?
October is the best month to fly;Everyone’s talking Pluto, but I'm a Mars kinda guy.
I don’t like wearing short-sleeved shirts,(I lived in Miami for many, many years).If I were 40 years younger, I’d get an earring;If I were a woman, I wouldn't pierce my ears.
Do you think Moses knew the world was round?Are birds ever scared of heights?What size shoe did Cinderella wear?Would you swim in the ocean at night?
I wonder what it’s like to be a frog—Cantaloupe and honeydew are gifts from above.I’ve never held or shot a gun;You can never plan to fall in love.
Sometimes I repeat myself, but I don't care:No one can be mad at a teddy bear.
Why do we all love parades?Did you see the moon last night?A day seems better when the sky is blue;Why are piano keys black and white?
Does a prison executioner really like his work?Most people look better in black.I left Brooklyn but Brooklyn never left me;As Arnold would say, I'll be back.
I love sweet plums in the summertime;The French really know how to make toast.One thing I’ll never do is bungee jump:Was Casper really a friendly ghost?
My wife looks naked when she doesn't wear her ring;The last thing I’d want is to be a real king.