Early Wednesday morning in Los Angeles, while Brad Pitt probably and maybe Khloe Kardashian were asleep in their beds, a man wearing a construction gear smashed the crap out of Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The man, who identified himself to Deadline as Jamie Otis, said he was whacking the hell out of the Republican nominee's star in hopes of selling it and donating the funds to the women who have accused Trump of sexual assault and sexual misconduct.
I can't embed the whole video for you, but I will explain what happens.
First, Otis takes out a sledgehammer and is like, wham, wham, wham.
Then, he takes out an ice pick and is like, whack, whack, whack.
Then, the little brass plate in the middle pops out and he's still like, thwack, thwack, thwack.
This isn't the first time Trump's star has been vandalized. Since Trump declared his presidential run, his little spot in Hollywood has been tagged with Swastikas and once had a tiny wall constructed around it.
Police arrived at the scene to find Otis gone but the star badly damaged, according to a local ABC affiliate.
But not as badly damaged as Trump's presidential campaign.
Thank you, goodnight.