And Now a Very Legal and Also Very Cool Revelation From the President

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Who can say what causes moments of epiphany? Are they the result of merely the random firing of the right neurons in the right sequence? Or are they the product of some spark of divine inspiration, which allows a person to see outside of themselves for a brief moment and behold the world as something larger than ourselves? Life, it seems, is truly a mystery.

With that in mind, I suggest that we embrace the uncertainty of existence and simply congratulate President Donald Trump for his very special Friday morning revelation:

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May we all be so lucky as to live a life in which we can share our moments of profound introspection and insight with millions of people at 5 a.m. Must be nice.

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Rafi Schwartz

Senior writer. When in doubt he'll have the soup.