...And Tiffany!

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Donald Trump stood in front of construction machines and gave a talk about infrastructure in Ohio on Thursday. The speech contained many rambling asides: about banning bump stocks (he hasn’t yet); about being against the Iraq War from the beginning (he wasn’t); about the “sadists” working at the VA before he got there (what); and about how he didn’t know what “community college” meant (okay?).


At one point Trump proclaimed, “I just love the smell of a construction site!”

The most random moment came when Trump gave his daughters Ivanka and Tiffany, who had accompanied him to the event, a shoutout. Turning to them both, he yelled, “We have two of my daughters here today: Ivanka, who is working hard on infrastructure, Ivanka...and Tiffany!”

“...And Tiffany!” is perhaps the most concise summation of Trump’s relationship with his fourth child and least beloved daughter. And Tiffany...it’s time to join the #Resistance.

Clio Chang is a staff writer at Splinter.