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Quest magazine is “the last magazine devoted to Society with a capital S.” And we at “S”plinter are equally devoted to covering Quest magazine, for you, the little people. Today: We review the August issue.

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HIGHLIGHTS OF THE QUEST MAGAZINE AUGUST ISSUE

First of all this stuff doesn’t even look good
First of all this stuff doesn’t even look good
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What the fuck
What the fuck

All people are beautiful in their own way and it’s what’s on the inside that counts but this lady’s head looks Photoshopped on her body somehow
All people are beautiful in their own way and it’s what’s on the inside that counts but this lady’s head looks Photoshopped on her body somehow
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If you own a pastel suit you’re a fuckin villain
If you own a pastel suit you’re a fuckin villain
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This month’s issue features the “Quest 400,” a list of the 400 people who would fetch the highest ransom if they were kidnapped
This month’s issue features the “Quest 400,” a list of the 400 people who would fetch the highest ransom if they were kidnapped
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Trying to hold a dog so we like you. IT WON’T WORK
Trying to hold a dog so we like you. IT WON’T WORK
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Tune in next month as we see what September (with a capital “S!”) has in store for Society!

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Senior Writer. Hamilton@SplinterNews.com

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