Quest magazine is “the last magazine devoted to Society with a capital S.” And we at “S”plinter are equally devoted to covering Quest magazine, for you, the little people. Today: We review the August issue.

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE QUEST MAGAZINE AUGUST ISSUE

First of all this stuff doesn’t even look good

What the fuck

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All people are beautiful in their own way and it’s what’s on the inside that counts but this lady’s head looks Photoshopped on her body somehow

If you own a pastel suit you’re a fuckin villain

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This month’s issue features the “Quest 400,” a list of the 400 people who would fetch the highest ransom if they were kidnapped

Trying to hold a dog so we like you. IT WON’T WORK

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Tune in next month as we see what September (with a capital “S!”) has in store for Society!