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All he needs is professionals to keep him on a healthy diet and exercise regimen. In college, he has that through his program. In the NBA, he’ll have it through his team. In retirement, if he’s smart and fortunate, he’ll have it through his personal staff. Unless he gets hurt in the next five years, he’ll be fine.… Read more

Just go for a Jeff Daniels look, it'll work, trust me.

Sure. Everyone likes Zion, but it has to be killing Coach K that he missed out on Brad Davison.

Shout out to Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. I see you.

This Duke team has a lot in common with those from previous decades. Other than the lean Wojo and McRoberts years, they’ve always had top talent, there’s just more turnover now. Like a lot of college teams, they go as far as their point guard play takes them. This year they have Tre Jones, who is a clone of his older… Read more

They’re almost too good to hate, but somehow my cold dead heart found a way.

Eh, for what it’s worth, the article got picked up by the Google news algorithm not long after publication, which meant it was getting dumped directly into the feed of every Google user who has an alert setup for “Elon Musk.” For one thing, that’s a lot of people, only a very tiny fraction of whom are regular Deadspin… Read more

Always nice to be lectured by dudes who literally don’t know what a “fact” is.

me too

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

You have to make a lot of assumptions to see Julia as the liar where in both times its been raised to a legal matter, she’s looking like the person that was telling the truth.

Only Kai later settled the defamation suit that Julia brought.  Unlike what generally happens with Trump.

Then what happened after the arrest?

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

And we found the asshole who is ok with some amount of children being shot by police...

NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...