Are you saying the pictures I take of my penis are actually composites of the penises a computer thinks I would enjoy
He already has a date lined up
Always remember to spay and neuter your pets, America. This is why we can’t have nice things!
The about-to-be-consciously uncoupled Rudy Giuliani is coming off to Upper East Side sex kittens like catnip. They’re purring at him. Sidling — if not actually front-ling — in his direction. Read more
Can you imagine this guy grunting and sweating on top of you?
Great, now I remember this monstrosity. That’s time I’ll never have back.
This president is having problems with someone named Stormy so he hires someone named Sunshine?
As an FYI- The NRA is also against mandatory training to purchase a gun, trigger lock (or other responsible storage) laws, parental liability laws, etc.
“What do we do if we find a gun?”
“Take it and hide it, so the repressive, liberal government can’t overthrow an unarmed populace!”
“That’s right! And when we meet a police officer, what do we ask?!”
“Am I being detained?!”
Or, you know, and I’m just spitballing here, let’s have like way less guns around.
No thanks! 30 seconds were enough. I know the answer is “Because this is reality now” but why is the head of the Trump Organization stumping for a candidate when his only political “talent” is moaning on Twitter? Read more
I think it’s pretty obvious why he’s so excited. He can only get two scoops when daddy isn’t there.
This campaign stump also gave us a wonderful new shot of Fredo.
#ThatTimeWhen Ari asked her if she was a Clueless person or a Legally Blonde person, and she answered “I’m a Clueless person”, and Ari just let it hang …