Jack Crosbie

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There is, I believe, a brief mention of Aldovia in The Christmas Knight film, meaning that also takes place in the same shared universe. Which also means that Vanessa Hudgens has played 3 identical characters that all exist in the same universe at the same time

12/9/19

wait rebecca do you put bananas in the fridge?

11/7/19

Tom, good blog, but I’m sorry, that is way, way too many screenshots.

11/5/19

passwqord

10/15/19

ain’t no job like stannin’ klob is what i always say

10/15/19

hi guys what’s going on

10/9/19

the veiled shot was self-deprecating, i’ve been an EPL fan my entire life Read more

10/9/19

so this is interesting, because as someone pointed out further down, nouns don’t usually have tenses, and “screenshot” is usually a noun. but it’s also used as a verb, i.e. “they won’t stop screenshotting my bad takes,” or “screenshot that!”

i think, however, the most correct way to say it would be to treat it like… Read more

9/30/19

wow, happy son’s day to me (a son)

9/30/19

when i was growing up we had a neighbor whose last name started with a K and he had two sons he named kam and kyle and i didn’t think anything about it until i heard a rumor years later that he was active in the local KKK. anyway, now i feel weird around people who have K-names that shouldn’t start with K

9/26/19

i grew up in nunes’ district (partially, i think we got redistricted out of it halfway through) and the first thing i heard about him was my mom saying something along the lines of “he seems like a real little shit”

9/25/19

i’m a little slime puppy

9/25/19

hi mrskia, appreciate your feedback, always good when my blogs create a little buzz

9/18/19

lol

9/9/19

all things considered, i’m not completely sure the palin family ever actually profited from their years of grift? they kinda just catapulted off the idiotic 2008 campaign to being a very well publicized train wreck for half a decade and then slipped back into the alaskan hinterlands

8/27/19

If there’s room for honest-to-god 1950s nuclear proliferation takes at the Times then surely there’s room for a Staff Hard Seltzer Clawrespondent

8/27/19

love this gif of zack galifinakis

8/27/19

I debated putting $200k-$500k but thought it was funnier if I just left it as a single ludicrous number

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