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There is, I believe, a brief mention of Aldovia in The Christmas Knight film, meaning that also takes place in the same shared universe. Which also means that Vanessa Hudgens has played 3 identical characters that all exist in the same universe at the same time

wait rebecca do you put bananas in the fridge?

Tom, good blog, but I’m sorry, that is way, way too many screenshots.

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ain’t no job like stannin’ klob is what i always say

hi guys what’s going on

the veiled shot was self-deprecating, i’ve been an EPL fan my entire life Read more

so this is interesting, because as someone pointed out further down, nouns don’t usually have tenses, and “screenshot” is usually a noun. but it’s also used as a verb, i.e. “they won’t stop screenshotting my bad takes,” or “screenshot that!”

i think, however, the most correct way to say it would be to treat it like… Read more

wow, happy son’s day to me (a son)

when i was growing up we had a neighbor whose last name started with a K and he had two sons he named kam and kyle and i didn’t think anything about it until i heard a rumor years later that he was active in the local KKK. anyway, now i feel weird around people who have K-names that shouldn’t start with K

i grew up in nunes’ district (partially, i think we got redistricted out of it halfway through) and the first thing i heard about him was my mom saying something along the lines of “he seems like a real little shit” 

i’m a little slime puppy

hi mrskia, appreciate your feedback, always good when my blogs create a little buzz

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all things considered, i’m not completely sure the palin family ever actually profited from their years of grift? they kinda just catapulted off the idiotic 2008 campaign to being a very well publicized train wreck for half a decade and then slipped back into the alaskan hinterlands 

If there’s room for honest-to-god 1950s nuclear proliferation takes at the Times then surely there’s room for a Staff Hard Seltzer Clawrespondent

love this gif of zack galifinakis

I debated putting $200k-$500k but thought it was funnier if I just left it as a single ludicrous number