libbywatson
Libby Watson
libbywatson
Splinter politics writer. libby.watson@splinternews.com

While the shitting your pants story is great, the people still want to know if you had your 19th birthday at Chuck E Cheese. Read more

Maybe by claiming he vomited he was just trying to pay tribute to the recently deceased George H.W. Bush and his illustrious achievement in that area as President. 

David Uberti is my boyfriend and let me take this moment to tell all you lovely readers that he has been out of town every. single. time. I’ve moved during our relationship (including into the apartment we now share).

counterpoint: do not do this, you weaken the entire industry by creating the precedent that the fruits of your labor should come for free. if someone is profiting off your work, you should not do it without compensation.