Life's Rich Pageant10/29/19Oct 29 2019117Life's Rich Pageant10/29/19Life's Rich PageantThree Good Dogs I MetTom Ley895I spent the last three months living in Mexico City. While I was there, I met three good dogs.
NFL10/28/19Oct 28 20191NFL10/28/19NFLMatt Nagy Kind Of Did It To Himself This TimeTom Ley147Matt Nagy spent most of the offseason openly tormenting himself and his team about the double-doink kick that…
College Football10/25/19Oct 25 20192College Football10/25/19College FootballESPN Cancels Bowl Game Sponsorship Deal With Company That Does Not Seem To ExistTom Ley136We can all agree that there are simply too many damn bowl games, and that a huge chunk of them only exist so that…
MLB10/24/19Oct 24 2019SaveMLB10/24/19MLBHug Stephen Strasburg More. Continue Hugging Him.Tom Ley61Stephen Strasburg continued his great postseason run last night by throwing six solid innings in Game 2 of the World…
NFL10/23/19Oct 23 20192NFL10/23/19NFLThe Jets Are Being Babies About Sam Darnold's "Seeing Ghosts" CommentTom Ley111The only bit of entertainment Jets quarterback Sam Darnold provided Monday Night Football viewers this week was when…
Media Meltdowns10/22/19Oct 22 20191Media Meltdowns10/22/19Media MeltdownsFantasy Football Man MadTom Ley148Oh brother, can you believe that shit that happened last weekend? In the fantasy football? With the frickin’…
NBA10/21/19Oct 21 20191NBA10/21/19NBAKyle Kuzma Ponders The Society In Which We LiveTom Ley99Has Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma been hanging out with Kyrie Irving? Has he just seen Joker for a third time? Has he…
Soccer10/21/19Oct 21 2019SaveSoccer10/21/19SoccerMexican Soccer Game Abandoned After Fans Start Beating The Crap Out Of Each OtherTom Ley63A Liga MX match between Querétaro and Atlético San Luis was abandoned with five minutes remaining on Sunday due to…
NBA10/18/19Oct 18 20192NBA10/18/19NBAZion Williamson's Knee Is All Jacked Up Now? What The Fuck!Tom Ley65Here is some horseshit news, delivered by Adrian Wojnarowski wearing the Grim Reaper’s robes, to screw up your whole…
NFL10/17/19Oct 17 20191NFL10/17/19NFLKyle Shanahan Is Really Going To Enjoy Kicking The Shit Out Of The SkinsTom Ley118San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan was Washington’s offensive coordinator from from 2010–2013. I would say…
NFL10/16/19Oct 16 20191NFL10/16/19NFLRaiders Tackle Trent Brown Accused Of Domestic Violence In LawsuitTom Ley35A new lawsuit filed in California civil court accuses Raiders tackle Trent Brown of multiple acts of domestic…
MLB10/15/19Oct 15 2019SaveMLB10/15/19MLBStephen Strasburg's Teammates Must Keep Hugging Him Until His Icy Heart MeltsTom Ley61Stephen Strasburg kicked ass last night, striking out 12 Cardinals hitters in seven innings of work and leading his…
NFL10/14/19Oct 14 20191NFL10/14/19NFLRussell Wilson Doesn't Need A Damn HeadsetTom Ley64Russell Wilson was great against the Browns on Sunday, completing 23 of his 33 pass attempts for 295 and two…
Deadspin! Up All Night10/11/19Oct 11 2019SaveDeadspin! Up All Night10/11/19 Deadspin! Up All NightDeadspin Up All Night: Welcome To The Final ShowTom Ley27Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Onward.
Golf10/11/19Oct 11 20192Golf10/11/19GolfGolfer Distracted By His Own Fiancée Coming Out Of A Portable ToiletTom Ley79It’s hard to find an angrier person than a professional golfer who has just had his concentration broken by a loud…
MLB10/11/19Oct 11 2019SaveMLB10/11/19MLBTyler Glasnow Picked The Worst Possible Time To Tip His PitchesTom Ley86Game 5 of the ALDS was more or less decided by the first 20 pitches thrown by Rays starter Tyler Glasnow. The Astros…
NBA10/10/19Oct 10 20192NBA10/10/19NBAMaybe It's Not That ComplicatedTom Ley258Over the last few days, many people in the NBA and wider sports media world have settled on a basic talking point…
NFL10/9/19Oct 9 20191NFL10/9/19NFLRihanna Admits That She Turned Down The Super Bowl Halftime Show In Solidarity With Colin KaepernickTom Ley82It’s long been rumored that Rihanna declined an invitation to perform at the Super Bowl LIII halftime show because…
NFL10/8/19Oct 8 2019SaveNFL10/8/19NFLSam Darnold Spleen Update: Spleen Ready For Hot NFL ActionTom Ley54Today brings us what will hopefully be the final update about the state of Jets quarterback Sam Darnold’s spleen,…
NFL10/8/19Oct 8 20191NFL10/8/19NFLThe 49ers Had A Great Time Humiliating Baker MayfieldTom Ley193This has been said many times before, but the Cleveland Browns asked for this. All the hype and shit-talking that…