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In addition to everything else, we’d also like to ban:

  • Daylight Saving Time
  • Health insurance companies
  • Grand Juries
  • National Anthems
  • Slow walkers
  • Close talkers
  • “wellness”
  • Award shows
  • Winning the same award more than three years in a row
  • Biopics
  • “deep background”
  • Paperwork
  • White people tacos
  • Matt Damon
  • “link in bio”
  • Beginning tweets with “BOOM”
  • The term “fur babies”
  • Backpacks on subways
  • Fines for hopping the turnstile
  • “Business casual”
  • Credit and also credit scores
  • Cable news
  • Smoking
  • Jailing people for buying/selling weed
  • Movie remakes
  • White House press briefings
  • Bottle service
  • “Adulting”
  • Private higher education
  • Clingy knit jersey clothing
  • Telling people they have an “old soul”
  • US Territories
  • Prequels
  • Ads
  • Coach class
  • Harvard
  • Megyn Kelly
  • Health insurance companies
  • Paying for lunch in public school
  • Measuring in Farenheit, pounds, inches, miles
  • The Electoral College
  • Private prisons
  • Overdraft fees
  • Detaining asylum seekers in prisons
  • Deporting people who already served their time
  • Lululemon

Anything else?

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