On Saturday, the New York Times reported that in addition to Deborah Ramirez—who alleged that Kavanaugh pulled his pants down during a Yale dormitory party and forced his penis at her—another Yale student witnessed Kavanaugh “with his pants down at a different drunken dorm party, where friends pushed his penis into the hand of a female student.” The paper has since added an editors’ note saying the original article omitted that the female student “declined to be interviewed and friends say that she does not recall the incident.”


In his complaints about the new allegation against Kavanaugh, Shapiro also asked a female colleague in the studio if she would remember something like that happening to her, insisting that if a victim doesn’t remember their assault, it couldn’t have possibly happened, all of which we know to be far more complicated than that.

But sure, as Shapiro insists, if Ramirez is telling the truth, she’d definitely be able to describe Kavanaugh’s penis, something no normal person is demanding she do. Completely sound logic from a very smart man.