Bill and Hill Are Hitting the Road For a Money-Making Tour From Hell

Things were already bad enough. Then the universe conjured this special piece of hell-news, just for me: Bill and Hillary Clinton are going on a 13-city North American tour starting next month.

Live Nation—the tour promoter which has also backed joints for Taylor Swift and Michelle Obama—is billing the events, called “An Evening with The Clintons,” as intimate conversations between the couple, who will share “stories and inspiring anecdotes that shaped their historic careers in public service, while also discussing issues of the day and looking toward the future.”

The promoter also said of the shows:

Attendees will have the opportunity to hear one-of-a-kind conversations with the two leaders as they tell their stories from some of the most impactful moments in modern history. From the American presidency to the halls of the Senate and State Department, to one of the United States’ most controversial and unpredictable presidential elections, they provide a unique perspective on the past, and remarkable insight into where we go from here.

I do so want to hear what Bill and Hillary Clinton have to offer about “where we go from here,” in a hellworld they very much helped create.

The duo will hit four cities in 2018 and then nine more in 2019, starting Nov. 18 with the 5,200-seat Park Theater in Las Vegas, the Associated Press reported.

It shouldn’t boggle the mind that “An Evening with The Clintons” won’t come cheap. Although tickets aren’t on sale until Friday at 10 a.m., CNN noted that, while prices will vary by city, the least expensive tickets for some of the “conversations” are around $70, with the priciest, in Texas, costing $699.