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Beto, my man. Stop. There is no way you can model a presidential campaign off of DIY. The primary reason for this that you have to be an absolute egomaniac to run for president. To think that out of all of the hundreds of millions of people in this country, that you—you—are the best prepared to run it, to make decisions about who lives or dies on a daily basis, is patently insane.

There is nothing less punk in the world than having confidence, let alone that level of confidence. As Philly hardcore band Paint It Black tweeted last week:

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Beto’s constant references to punk serve a simple purpose, aside from gift-wrapping political reporters and feature writers a narrative. It’s supposed to show that O’Rourke can connect with the grassroots and move people to completely buy in to his campaign. And to his credit, O’Rourke has proven that by coming closer than any Democrat to winning a statewide race in Texas in a few decades, and by raising (according to his campaign) $6.1 million on his first day in the race.

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But politics, like punk, is less about appearances than it is about what you believe. And O’Rourke’s record in office as a fairly middle-of-the-road, pro-business Democrat, and the fact that he’s already flip-flopping on a key issue that would make access to healthcare easier for pretty much everyone (which doesn’t bode well for the vague support he’s given to the Green New Deal), raises questions about how serious he is about challenging the status quo in American politics. And if you’re not willing to fuck shit up—albeit in a considerate way, respect the space, absolutely NO stage-diving—then, well, what kind of punk are you?