Can Our Divided Country Unite Around the Fact That This Ancient Teen Looks a Lot Like Glenn Danzig?

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This is a painful moment in our country’s history. Divisions abound. Congress? The so-called “president” of the “United” States? Don’t get us started.

But today, we ask you, in the spirit of unity: Can we please agree that this facial reconstruction of an ancient teen very closely resembles the horror punk performer Glenn Danzig?

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If you’re gonna scream, scream with us, in the comments, about whether or not you agree that this ancient teenager, from Mars (Greece), is a twin of New Jersey’s favorite son, Glenn Danzig.

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