Celebrate Christmas with 12 vintage album cover vixens

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Christmas is the sexiest time of year: Snow on the ground, fire in the hearth, radio playing "Santa, Baby." Stop baking. Time to put on your hooded red velvet santa suit with the short skirt.

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What's that you say? Christmas is for ugly sweaters? Incorrect. Christmas is for red knee-high boots. Christmas is for cleavage. Christmas is for come-hither looks. At least, that's the lesson we learned from this Christmas music album art.

These are the 12 best sultry Christmas album covers:

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What says Christmas more than a leotard and thigh-high socks?

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We call this look "deconstructed sexy Santa in red-hot heels."

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An important thing to do on Christmas: Bask in the the glory of your incredibly sparkly legs.

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Sexy-cute. (Mariah, give us that puppy!)

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Snuggly can be sexy, too.

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All I want for Christmas is a big, big belt.

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Christmas disco is "joyous," and requires a very short skirt.

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Whoa, is there such a thing as too sexy at Christmas? Ribbons are not clothing. They're not even lingerie.

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More disco, now with tinsel tops.

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Ice skates and little fur-trimmed dresses bring all the boys to the rink.

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Christina's kind of Christmas: The midriff-baring kind.

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A sexy Merry Christmas to us all!

Kelsey McKinney is a culture staff writer for Fusion.

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