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Setting aside the fact that Chris Christie is literally pledging to equate human beings with pieces of mail, his policy proposal raises some immediate questions. We usually do not treat people in the same way as we do packages because you would have to insert some sort of chip or barcode into people if you really wanted to see that they had just landed at the warehouse in Queens, or whatever, and most people would prefer not to be tagged like an envelope or an endangered bird. Is Christie proposing that everyone who comes to the United States with a visa has a chip implanted in their neck?

Christie did not give any further insights into his proposal, and, since he's currently at 11th place in the polls, it's quite possible he won't have too many more chances to explain.

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