Cory Booker and Jeff Flake Have a Bipartisan Snowball Fight on Capitol Hill, Everyone Loses

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While Donald Trump and Joe Biden challenge each other to physical combat online, Senators Cory Booker and Jeff Flake, the Good Boys of Capitol Hill, want to show us how bipartisanship is really done.


It’s done with snowball fights! Ha ha get it? Because they’re “fighting” but it’s a “game” so it’s “fun” and everyone is still “friends.”

Here are some embarrassing pictures of the event on Thursday, which Booker, a New Jersey Democrat, somehow still found a way to lose despite snowball fights not traditionally being an activity with a scoring method to determine winners and losers.

It’s great that in the name of decency and good, old-fashioned fun, Democrats can still join with Republicans like Jeff Flake—who voted to repeal the healthcare law, pass tax cuts for the rich, and to sell out DACA recipients—to chuck a few icy-water balls on the Hill.

Clio Chang is a staff writer at Splinter.