Courtesy of Trump’s Michigan Rally, MAGA Has a New Spokesman

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Donald Trump only attracts the best people. The biggest patriots. America–lovers, one and all.


Following Trump’s 80–minute vile–filled rant on Saturday night in Washington Township, MI, one fellow MAGA worshipper was so moved that he felt compelled to unleash a venomous, spittle–filled verbal attack on members of the press who were packing up after working the event.

I don’t know his name, but this angry white dude crusading against the scourge of Fake News that has taken hold of the country just might be the perfect spokesman for President Trump’s vision of Making America Great Again. Or maybe he can take John Kelly’s place as White House chief of staff when Trump finally kicks him to the curb.

Weekend Editor, Splinter