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What are we reading today? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:

This is such a great story it sounds made up: cows produce more milk if they listen to certain songs. One such ditty? REM's "Everybody Hurts."

People in New York and Los Angeles can brag about how happening and vibrant their cities are, but places like Portland and Nashville can brag about their hipsterdom… and the fact that they're more than likely getting the hyperfast Google Fiber soon.

Here's a fun games: nineteen states still allow teachers to spank their children. Can you guess them all?

AAAAOOOOOO! Werewolves of… Sochi?

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Murder: it runs in this family.

A look at The Warriors thirty years after its release.

What the Florida?! More than $20,000 worth of pigeons stolen from married couple.

GIF BREAK!

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Say hello to The Hummus, a satire website that's like The Onion, but with a Muslim twist.

Why being a weirdo can actually off. There's hope for me yet!

Despite death threats, transgender teen reaches finals of beauty queen competition.

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Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.