Pitbull/Twitter

On Wednesday, Pitbull became a daledictorian (I can't take credit for that one) when he received an honorary associate degree from a store called Doral College. He even Tweeted a picture of himself posing with it for all of those "that (sic) didn't believe."

To congratulate Pitbull, we've written a poem:

Pitbull, Pitbull, you're a star

In the club, and at the bar /

Dale, que to puedes, bro

The world's your stage, so da' un show.

Pitbull, Pitbull, you're a star

Look at you, you've come so far/

Started in the 305

Now the jefe, gone Worldwide.

Advertisement

Pitbull, Pitbull, you're a star

In the classroom, in your car/

Driving up on Calle Eight

You're a grad and life is great.

Advertisement

Pitbull, Pitbull, you're a star

Look at you, bro, come so far/

Dancing with some jevas fine

Every one a total dime.

Advertisement

Pitbull, Pitbull, you're a star

Knowledge, the finest girl by far/

Dancing all up in your mind

Pitbull, dale, smart and fine.