Daledictorian: Congrats on Your Honorary Degree, Pitbull
LatestOn Wednesday, Pitbull became a daledictorian (I can’t take credit for that one) when he received an honorary associate degree from a store called Doral College. He even Tweeted a picture of himself posing with it for all of those “that (sic) didn’t believe.”
To congratulate Pitbull, we’ve written a poem:
Pitbull, Pitbull, you’re a star
In the club, and at the bar /
Dale, que to puedes, bro
The world’s your stage, so da’ un show.
Pitbull, Pitbull, you’re a star
Look at you, you’ve come so far/
Started in the 305
Now the jefe, gone Worldwide.
Pitbull, Pitbull, you’re a star
In the classroom, in your car/
Driving up on Calle Eight
You’re a grad and life is great.
Pitbull, Pitbull, you’re a star
Look at you, bro, come so far/
Dancing with some jevas fine
Every one a total dime.
Pitbull, Pitbull, you’re a star
Knowledge, the finest girl by far/
Dancing all up in your mind
Pitbull, dale, smart and fine.