Perhaps, upon stumbling across a large hunk of cheese spilled onto the freeway, you may be tempted to grab a handful for a nice little snack. Don't do that, the Dekalb County, Ala. Emergency Management Agency warned yesterday. Do not eat the freeway cheese.
The Dekalb County EMA's Office, fearing the worst (the worst being that someone would eat the cheese you should not eat), posted a cautionary Facebook status yesterday:
"Who would go cheese shopping in an overturned truck? Lol," wrote Kesha Okafor. I ask myself every day, Kesha.
Michael Rosen is a reporter for Fusion based out of Oakland.