Donald Trump Jr. Is Reportedly Dating a Fox News Host, Because of Course He Is

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As the beautiful union of Donald Trump Jr.’s marriage to his wife Vanessa continues to dissolve (legally, in court, because they are getting divorced), Page Six reported Wednesday night that Don Jr. is dating “stunning” Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle. Love finds a way!


According to MULTIPLE sources who spoke EXCLUSIVELY with the tabloid—which, oddly enough, also broke the news of Don Jr.’s divorce—the couple have been at it for a few weeks—which is fine, since, again, the eldest Trump son is definitely getting divorced.

“Don Jr. and Kimberly are seeing each other, and are having a great time. While he wants to respect the privacy of his family, he is getting divorced, and he enjoys Kimberly’s company,” one source told Page Six.

The two apparently had “a great time” at already-failed U.S. Ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell’s bon voyage party in New York City on Sunday night, where they “mingled with guests but stuck close to each other” and later left, together, for a late dinner at Harry Cipriani, a vastly overrated Fifth Avenue haunt.

They certainly have a lot to talk about. Guilfoyle, a former prosecutor who was once married to California’s Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, is an ardent defender of President Trump in her co-hosting gig on The Five, Fox News’ afternoon yell-fest. She also boasted about how she had talked to Trump Sr. about becoming the White House press secretary (she didn’t get the job, obviously).

I’m still pulling for Don Jr. to pick things back up with Aubrey O’Day, with whom he allegedly had an affair back in 2011, if only so we can get more soft-core slow jams like this one.

Managing Editor, Splinter