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Usually, speeches on the floor of the United States Senate are a pro-forma waste of everyone’s time, with histrionics ranging from “embarrassingly corny” to “overwrought self-aggrandizement.” This is, after all, the same place where Sen. Ted Cruz somberly read Green Eggs and Ham because he was just so gosh darned furious that then-President Barack Obama wanted to let people have healthcare.

But sometimes—in a few rare instances—they can be very good, too. Like today, when Colorado Democratic Sen. Michael Bennet absolutely tore Cruz a new one for being a hypocritical smarmy dick over the current government shutdown.

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“Because of the senator from Texas, this government was shut down for politics,” Bennet practically screamed. “Then he surfed to a second place finish in the Iowa caucuses, but were [sic] of no help to the first responders, to the teachers, to the students whose schools were closed with the federal government that was shut down, because of the junior senator from Texas.”

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Will Bennet’s impassioned dressing down of Cruz make a difference in the ongoing government shutdown stalemate? Probably not. Is it fun to watch someone yell at Cruz for being a creepy ghoul anyway? You’d better believe it.