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Anthony Scaramucci’s sailor mouth was apparently too much for the First Lady and Special Assistant to the President. Quick somebody cover Barron’s virgin ears.

After the short-lived White House staffer gifted one of the most amusing (and profanity laced) interviews to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza, he was disposed by the incoming Chief of Staff, Gen. John F. Kelly.

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According to several reporters, Ivanka and Melania Trump were downright embarrassed by the former communications director’s language — because, goodness gracious alive, they’ve never heard someone utter a vulgar sentence in their lives!

Some reports on the Trump ladies’ offended ears:

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Unless Ivanka and Melania are battling a bout of untreatable amnesia, which I’m quite certain they aren’t, Scaramucci’s unforgettable description of White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon (who is questionably trying to “suck his own cock”) shouldn’t really come as a surprise.

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No one has forgotten when audio leaked of Trump, beloved father and husband, bragged about grabbing women by the pussy. Except for the women closest to him, they’re allegedly disgusted with the Mooch’s vulgarity.

A note for Scaramucci’s future replacement: bragging about sexual assault is acceptable, but bashing colleagues for “trying to suck [their] own cock” or being “a fucking paranoid schizophrenic” crosses a line.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders reiterated as much during the announcement of The Mooch’s firing. Trump, as relayed by Sanders, felt that his language was “inappropriate for a person in that position.”

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Better luck next time, White House spin doctors.