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What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:

What the Florida? A high school student from Brevard County was suspended and will be barred from graduation for starring in a porn film. The student in question is 18 years old.

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The jump feature in video games has evolved greatly through the last couple of decades.

This story made today's Feed for the headline alone: "Pubic Hair Grooming Injuries Have Quintupled."

Sochi, the Russian city set to host the 2014 Winter Olympics next month, is one large slum.

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A driver in China was so against paying a toll—roughly $2–to use a bridge, that he drove his car across the frozen Yellow River.

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Cops in Kabul, Afghanistan are puncturing car tires so as to prevent suicide bombers from using those vehicles.

As if Detroit didn't have it bad enough already: giant sinkhole opens up in the middle of the city.

Do you know what Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, and Glenn Greenwald really believe?

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What were the worst passwords of 2013? Amazing "password" didn't top the list. h

Sex With Glass is just about the worst app ever made.

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.