Foul-Mouthed Puppets Provide Real Time Analysis of SOTU

Fusion’s 2014 State of the Union coverage was livestreamed on Tuesday night.

Comedian Paul F. Tompkins hosted a special edition of “No, You Shut Up!” which included a live broadcast of the president’s speech along with real-time analysis from several puppet pundits who were not afraid to speak over the president or each other.

The live broadcast of ‘No You Shut Up’ included the following puppet commentators:

Yerd Nerp, immigration reform advocate
Hot Dog, actor, model and hot dog
Professor Cornelius Nougat, esteemed chimpthropolist
Star Schlessinger, conservative squirrel

Yerd Nerp accepted a SOTU drinking game challenge, and the results are just “embarrasurg.”

Pundits Red Crab and Blue Crab analyzed the president’s speech from their respective Republican and Democratic positions.

George Galapagos, tortoise and 22-term U.S. Senator, delivered the official Republican response to the State of the Union.